Break Up with your Grill Brick!
Dear Grill Brick,
We've been together for years. You're all I ever knew, and I thought you'd be the best I'd ever get, but now I know there are other options. I've tried to make it work, but realized nothing you can do can make things right:
1. You've burned me once too many times.
2. I'm tired of putting in all the work.
3. You make this relationship too difficult.
4. I feel like I'm constantly cleaning up after you.
5. There's an undeniable odor when you're around.
6. Whenever I touch you, my hands get dirty.
7. You're so cheap! I guess it's true when they say you get what you pay for.
8. I'm embarrassed to show you to my friends.
9. I put in so much time, but get nothing in return.
10. You don't understand what I need.
It's over! I've found a better match for me, so I'm moving on to something better: the Scotch-Brite™ Quick Clean Griddle Cleaning System.
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